| Albert Hammond, Jr: | Arrested Development. |
| Julian Casablancas: | Late Night with Conan O'Brien. |
| Fabrizio Moretti: | Bar none... Barney the Magical Dragon. |
| Nick Valensi: | I abhor television. Notice how I said "television" and not "TV," because "TV" is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and television is no friend of mine. |